So, I recently read the Princess Bride (which is a totally great book), but found myself horribly confused about the ending. And so, I decided to play Ocarina of Time, due to the fact that it is my favourite game of all time.

And so, I found myself playing and thinking about the Princess Bride when a thought came over me. The Zelda characters should cast for the Princess Bride!! (I know, what kind of lame loser am I?)

So, here's the Cast:

Wesly: Link
Buttercup: Zelda
Prince Humperdink: Ganondorf
Count Rugen: The Poe Buyer Guy
Venzinni: Dampe
Fezzik: Big Goron
Inigo: "Sell Me Something With C" Guy
Dread Pirate Roberts: Dread Pirate Mido!!!
Miracle Max: Lakeside Professor

Note: I actually think that the doubles for "Honey and Darling" (from Majora's Mask, but are the dancing couple in OOT) would do a better Wesly and Buttercup, for those of you LinkxZelda bashers. I like LinkxZelda pairings!

And now, all bow down to Dread Pirate Mido!!!!!!!!

*ahem*